Sep. 3 - Never mind his pasty complexion, the first zombie candidate for the White House is dead serious about creating jobs.
From the start, it was clear he isn't your average politician. SOUNDBITE: Patty Morgan-Zombie, A. Zombie's wife saying: "He's the first zombie candidate and we think he's going to do well. " A Zombie, yes that's his name, is so serious about joining the presidential race, he's kicking off his campaign at Charlotte's Speedway. Not the chatty type, he's leaving the talking to his wife. Their first priority? SOUNDBITE: Patty Morgan-Zombie, A. Zombie's wife saying: "Well, the economy of course. He has vowed to increase the workforce for every zombie out there." They also know their demographic. SOUNDBITE: Patty Morgan-Zombie, A. Zombie's wife saying: "Some candidates will get the red states, some candidates will get the blue states. We are a shoo-in for the dead states." With their support, Team Zombie hopes to leave their competitors in the dust.